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Little guy, SIT STILL.

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

Hummingbirds are lovely.  But, man oh man, can you say ADHD?

I’ve been trying to get a decent picture of these little humming buggers for days now.

A few nights ago, I put my digital camera on continuous shooting mode and shot away at the hummingbird feasting on our $.74 cent plastic feeder.

I held down the snap-a-picture button (that’s it’s technical name) and it snapped away at like 3 pictures per second for twenty seconds or so.  SweetGuy complained about how much film I was wasting.

And, these were the best of the bunch.

I’ll keep trying.  We absolutely adore these little guys.  And, I’m already getting depressed at the fact we soon won’t be able to sit out in the gazebo and watch them flit about like ping pong balls.

Springtime at Catfish Orchard

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

It’s been an amazing Spring, right?  Not yet the month of May, and I’ve mowed like five times.  My family would probably tell you I’ve mowed so frequently because I AM, in fact, mowing-obsessed.  Don’t believe them.  OK, I am mowing-obsessed, but the weather’s been warm, and the yard has definitely needed it. Really.  Said need might have a little something to do with the fact I way over-fertilized the front yard. Technicalities.  No matter, the weather of late HAS been spectacular.

SweetGuy and I took a walk to take in the sights, and sounds, and the coolest thing about Spring:  the smells.

It was just a simple Spring evening.  We wandered back to the pond, and wondered if the catfish might be hungry after a long winter’s hibernation.

As always, SweetGuy tossed a few buckets of catfish food into the pond.  By the way, isn’t it odd that before I lived here, I had no idea you could actually purchase dog-food sized bags of catfish food.  You can!  How sad, were our catfish to not exist, we all might have gone our whole lives not knowing such an amazing fact.

These catfish dudes are serious about their supper.  Any human who has watched their uglinesses churn the waters of our pond immediately decides this body of water is off-limits for, let’s say eternity.

But, the dudes are cute in their own, ugly sort of way.  And, they make quite the spectacle when the water erupts like a washing machine the moment their food slaps the water.

Then, sometimes just seconds later, the food has all been vacuumed from the surface by these frenetic lugs, and the water calms in an instant.

Catfish were not the only species who joined us on our evening walk.

Princess the cat, like a dog in need of attention, followed us on our trek to the pond.  She is at one time curious, trepidatious, and really just wanting to chomp on one of those dudes.  Tasty.

And these guys, they joined us too:

They are a bit aloof.  We deem them Jay-Z and Beyonce.  Even though I wish they would make a home on our pond, It’s unlikely they will hang around long.  There are more appealing ponds in the landscape than ours, and these two displayed a we-are-better-than-you attitude anyhow, so their decision to leave was mutually acceptable.

Though the diva geese may not find our land to their liking, we sure do, especially on a night such as this.

Princess, COME.  Princess, HEEL.  It’s Spring.  There will be many, many more walks.  Keep up.

Easter Saturday

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Last Friday around 3 PM there was a quick flurry of phone calls to finally determine what, if anything, everyone was doing for Easter. 

All we knew for sure was that Magoo, Emmy, and Grace would be around for the weekend.  But, the SIUE contingent of AUBS!, Frank, and Bud was definitely up in the air.  Bud had a ton of homework, and F&A both were scheduled to work on Sunday.

 Singing Sally and I proposed everyone meeting in Springfield for a Saturday Easter dinner.

AUBS! reaction was “But what about decorating eggs, and the Easter egg hunt?”  (She’ll be 21 in June.)

I called Bud and asked if he’d be able to come home for a quick trip:

Bud: “I don’t think so.  I have too much homework.”

Me:  “There will be an Easter egg hunt.”

Bud:  “OK, I’ll come.”

The plan was set into motion.  The SIUE trio was here for less than 24 hours.  But, we made the most of it.

First, Friday night we started with the traditional combination of late night home-cooked chicken & noodles and the movie Undercover Brother in the barn. 

 

Beautiful Saturday morning began in earnest with egg decorating.

Of course, we couldn’t help but conduct a photo shoot of Saje.  This dog has had more pictures taken of her in 1 1/2 years of existence than me, a human, has had in my own life.

Generally messing around outside, while SweetGuy the Easter Bunny did his thing.

An uber-competitive egg hunt.

A failed attempt at getting two anxiety riddled dogs to sit together for a photo.

A classic Easter dinner, home movies, Rock Band, and four loads of Bud’s laundry rounded out the day.  The SIUE kids headed back less than 24 hours after their arrival.

Spontaneity wins the weekend.

For anyone interested, here’s an Easter Saturday slideshow on Flickr.  Click HERE.

Deer Huntin’

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Weather.com tells me today is a beautiful Spring day here in Central Illinois.  I’ve yet to witness this myself, but I’ll take its word for it.

We still had snow on the ground a few weeks ago.  At dusk, I caught this scene outside our front window:

I stood there for a number of minutes just taking in the beauty of the scene.  I think deer are such gentle, graceful creatures.  And, so silent.  I quietly grabbed my camera for some shots.

After a few moments, Berzerker the dog spotted the Creatures Who Have Invaded His Territory and started going… surprise, berzerk.  

The deer heard him:

Deer are incredibly skiddish.  Is skiddish a word?  Is that any where close to how it’s spelled?  I’m too lazy to look it up. 

If they don’t immediately run away from a sound, they at least don’t turn their back on it.

You eyeballing me?

While I did soak up the lovely scene on our front lawn for at least a few minutes.  I have A.D.D.   Oh, and a mean streak. 

So, I opened the front door:

And said “Sick ‘em, boy!”

Don’t think less of me.  I knew there was NO WAY EVER NO HOW that dog would catch up to those deer.  And, if he did? 

What was he going to do?  Bark at them until they go insane?  (Like he does EVERY time someone walks in the door.  So, yeah, OK, I guess there was THAT possibility that he’d harm them.)

So, a good time was had by all.  Except the deer didn’t like the ending.  But, they’ll be back.  And we’ll play the scene all over again.

This incident is definitely going to be brought up at performance review time.

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Every once in a while we have mice in the house.  Thankfully, it doesn’t happen too often, and hasn’t happened at all this Winter.

We employ outdoor cats to assist in keeping our house mouse-free.

There are three such cats and they have a pretty cozy little home in our garage.  Their life is rather sweet if you ask me.

Last night, for about half an hour it sounded like the cats were conducting full on football practice in the garage.  There were bumps and crashes, but I was, well, too lazy to check it out.  It’s not that unusual for them to make noise, I told myself to excuse my slothfulness.  But, last night was definitely noisier and more prolonged than most.

Within minutes of the end of their tackling scrimmage, guess what I see in the rec room, just on the other side of the wall from where the cats sleep?  Yes, of course, a mouse.

I can’t say for certain, but all signs point to the fact that these three cats somehow chased a mouse INTO our house.  I’m placing an official reprimand into their employment files that states “NEEDS IMPROVEMENT.”

funny pictures of cats with captions

P.S. I wasn’t too lazy to place a mousetrap and catch the sucker by morning. That’s why I’m the boss.

Cookie War Stress Relief

Monday, December 21st, 2009

A longggggg time ago, my siblings and I got together with some awesome family friends to bake some Christmas cookies.  It was supposed to be an evening much like many other people hold every December.  People get together.  They bake Christmas cookies.  More fun to do in a group, right?   Normal, right?

Somehow, before this initial evening ended, we had completely abandoned the idea of making ordinary cookies.  We began making “theme” cookies, throwing cookie dough, wiping flour on people’s faces, and launching a rolling pin across the room (may cause injury, proceed with caution).  And, the random get-together was forever dubbed the COOKIE WAR.

Over the years, we’ve held the Cookie War a number of times.  Seven, eight times, maybe?  Our themes have inexplicably included pregnancy, medical procedures, and oddly enough:  a holiday scene!  Themes aren’t thought of ahead of time; they just emerge naturally.

Last night was our not-so-annual Cookie War, this time taking place in our barn.  It’s the first time our kids have ever participated (it’s not always been “G” rated, if you know what I mean), and they managed to take to it like naturals.  Before long, a theme emerged.  It was decided we would all depict, in cookie form, those things that had been stressors in our lives throughout 2009… difficult relationships, evil professors, malicious bosses, health problems, and so on.  I highly recommend this type of counseling!  Take your problems, shape them into extraordinarily ugly cookies, bake them, then smash the heck out of them.  It’s surprisingly therapeutic.  And, well…. weird.

Below, are a few of my favorite pictures from last night.  I had originally planned on writing a single Cookie War post.  But, a single post couldn’t possible suffice.

So, I will just leave you with a few random pictures and let you either guess what they are about, or comment in advance of my explanations which shall follow in later posts.  Both would be appreciated and hilarious, I’m sure.  Here you go:

Please stay tuned.  More Cookie War posts to follow……………..

Goof-Dog

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

Some people think we are empty nesters now.  When, in fact, we are not. 

We will not be empty nesters until we are minus approximately four animals.  They still selfishly demand to be fed and generally cared for.  And Bud’s dog, Berzerker, NEEDS SO MUCH ATTENTION.  He is starved, STARVED I tell you, for human interaction.  It’s killing him that he’s left alone for some 10 hours every weekday. 

This dog has always had a lot of nervous energy.  When we brought him home from the pound, he was somewhere around 6 months old.  We would keep him closed in our front room when we had to leave.  He methodically destroyed every shred of anything in that room, including one entire couch.  It was a bad-dog deed of epic proportions. 

He’s matured since then.  Now, when we are gone, he just paces back and forth across our jacuzzi cover, and watches out the window for us to come home.  Often times, he moans and cries.  I mean it.  He sounds as if he is crying, even sobbing.  It’s a bit pathetic if you ask me.

All that to say that SweetGuy and I actually try really hard to give Berzerker attention when we are around.  And, if we can get him outside to run off his energy, all the better.

A few weekends ago, we were working on our barn.  Shocker, eh?

We brought Berzerker out with us to run and get some fresh air.  Over the course of the afternoon, the bizarre animal picked up and ran with every random item we laid on the ground.  Check this out:

A grill brush that we were cleverly using to scrape paint.  Magoo LOVES it when we use kitchen items as tools.  (She still hasn’t forgiven me for using our mixer to stir cement.  Silly girl.)

Hey Goof, bring that back right now!

Eh, that’s just a cap.  Go ahead and release a little aggression on it, dog.

Hello, that is my broom, thank you very much.  And, where is the handle, dude?  (Check out the total look of guilt on his face.  Yet, apparently he didn’t feel guilty enough to actually leave my stuff alone.)

Oh my GOSH.  Bring back that mallet!!  Don’t you know, SweetGuy, can NOT accomplish any fine demolition carpentry work without his refined set of tools.

The clepto grabbed various objects and ran with them for the entire day.  The dog is eight years old and has never done this before in his life.  He is certifiable. 

We were close to finishing our task for the day.  The barn just needed a little touch up paint, so we banished Berzerker to the house because we did not need him grabbing anything laden with paint.  (He soon started wailing.  What a wimp.)

Not more than 10 minutes after we got rid of the dog, here is what greeted SweetGuy from the ROOF as he was painting.  The cat cried and whined until SweetGuy got her down.  Doofus.  The cat, not SweetGuy.  Hey CAT, you managed to get up there, can’t you get yourself down?

I rest my case.  We are not empty nesters.  And, I just don’t see these animals scoring high enough on their standardized tests to follow the kids off to college.  I think we are stuck with them.

 

 

 

 

 

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Autumn Walk

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

After 47 straight days of cold and no sunshine, we finally managed a sunny day last weekend when Magoo was home.  We took a walk, and much to her disappointment, I insisted on bringing the camera.

Much like the farmers trying to get the harvest in around here, I was worried it might be my only window of opportunity for a few good Autumn pictures.

Magoo explicitly told me not to take pictures of her.  So, what do I do?  I take pictures of her backside.  Isn’t that breaking some sort of golden rule?  Oh well, she’s skinny, she shouldn’t mind.

  

 

 

At the end of almost every walk we take, after Berzerker has relieved himself every 6 seconds, we always take a shortcut thru our own land back to our house.  This is Berzerker’s favorite of all favorites.  Number one, we let him off the leash.  Number two, he can race to that one spot he cornered that one raccoon that one time forever ago.  It’s his job to make sure that coon does not return.  And, he’s good at it.

Number three, this time of year he gets as much fruit as he wants.  We toss him pear after pear.  He catches it, gnaws for a half second, and then is ready for the next piece to be tossed.  Catch.  Gnaw.  Repeat.

Some people think animals don’t go to Heaven.  I’m not worried about it personally, because this guy is already in Heaven.

Ellie is in the building

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

So as you might have read earlier, I’m a bit worried about things of interest I might find to post about come two weeks from now when almost all the kids in our lives leave us.  You should be worried more than me.  You may soon be reading about such incredibly exciting things as what we’ve eaten for breakfast, or how many times the dog barked at a passing car.  Woo Hoo!  I am on pins and needles myself.

Thankfully, I still have a backlog of fun things to write about, and the cue lengthened considerably this past weekend.  All of my side of the family was able to find about an 18 hour window where we could be together at FavoriteChild’s place in Wisconsin.  I was initially worried we were trying to fit a round peg into a square hole by even trying to make this weekend work.  There were just so many different commitments and agendas to accommodate, I wondered if it was worth the trouble.

I’m so glad there are smarter people in this family than I.  And people willing to be flexible with their schedules.  Because, as a person who is not very good with words, I can’t possibly describe how wonderful this past weekend was.  But, I will try to hit on some of the major points.  Here goes:

  • Elpis (Ellie!), the young foal, was a mere 36 hours old and was a wonder to behold.  Really.  If we had done nothing other than watch this little girl the entire weekend, it would have been totally fulfilling.  Here she is, all legs, a bit awkward on her feet still, and as cute and beautiful a creature imaginable.

  • Elpis’ Mama, Salvana, is an amazing being.  She is 1,800 lbs. (did you comprehend that?  1,800 POUNDS.   I seriously have had cars that weighed less than this.  I probably shouldn’t be writing an entire paragraph enclosed in parenthesis so I will stop now) of power, grace, and gentleness.  And, she is an absolutely perfect mother.  Look at her here below.  She did not leave her child’s side and was ALWAYS vigilant to anything that posed the smallest threat to her baby.  I have no doubt, were a true predator to come on the scene, Salvana would have given her very life in an instance to protect her offspring.  NO DOUBT.

Honestly, I could relate to Salvana.  I don’t think there is anything I have ever felt that has run deeper, and more ingrained in my very being than that of being a mother.  It’s an unstoppable force.  Sorry, kids, when that protective instinct comes out it is as if I can not physically keep myself from stepping in and protecting as I see fit.  Poor DustMeister has had to endure some of this lately. 

And, you know what’s funny, I know that EVERY mom that reads this post can relate to Salvana, and to me. 

Look at this picture below. 

You know that I love to take photos, and I’ve captured a few that I think are special, at least to me.  At first glance the photo above might not seem to fit into the elite category.  But, look closer (click on the photo itself to make it larger and focus on Salvana’s eyes) and you’ll know that it does.  Salvana has had six babies and two are no longer with us.  Nanni had 4 babies in 5 years and never complained.  Salvana is a Mom of a newborn and feels the pain and anxiety.  Nanni is just starting to make her way on her own without her husband of 51 years.  Do you see it?  Do you see these two exceptional ladies communicating ALL this and more to each other and SUPPORTING each other?  I do.  And I am thankful for a Mom, and a horse who is  a Mom, and that they can communicate to each other and be there for each other. 

Salvana and Nanni, they are so alike.  And, trust me, that is a compliment – a SUPREME COMPLIMENT – to them both.

Ok, then.  I’ve lots more to post about this weekend.  Here’s a slide-show if you would like a sneak preview:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/wonderfultoday/sets/72157621824312015/show/

Ding Dong Ditch

Saturday, August 1st, 2009

SweetGuy, Bud, Magoo, and I were hanging out in the living room settling down for the evening. 

Surprisingly, there was a loud, quick, sharp knock on the glass door.  Berzerker barked and went crazy.  As SweetGuy headed towards the door, we saw lights and heard a vehicle peel out of our driveway.

Upon investigation, to our COMPLETE surprise, some people who wish to remain anonymous had, beneath our very noses, replaced our gazebo furniture.  They decided our (pictured) hand-me-down circa 1973 picnic table could stand to be replaced.

This was one of the coolest things anyone has ever done for us…. the gift itself, the total surprise, the secret agent method of gifting.  We felt incredibly special, and even more so after we called the offenders, made them come back and we all sat on our new furniture talking, laughing, and eating until way past our bedtimes.

I think people should give us gifts more often.  It’s rather enjoyable.

Oh, and our cats are VERY grateful too!

Thank you to the crazy people that did this.  The furniture is awesome, and the gesture and memories of the evening are even more so.