Recently, Magoo clued me in on the website xkcd.com. It shows comics drawn by a guy who appears to be quite the Math & Science intellectual. Most of the comics are only funny if you have some in-depth knowledge of what the author is talking about.
For instance, here’s the one she sent me?
The comics are the kind you either “get” or not. If explanation is needed, they’re not funny. And I’m not trying to act all highbrow here, there are plenty of them I don’t get. What’s a Fibonacci number anyhow? He uses that term and a lot of other subjects that go WAY over this head of mine.
But, oh my, some of them amuse me to my core. And, also makes me believe he and I must have had a Vulcan mind meld once upon a time.
Look at this comic he drew of Magoo and me:
Hehehe.
And, this one below, now this is intellectual GENIUS here my dear:
But, the one that slayed me more than any other BY FAR, and convinced me the comic author is somehow spying on my life, has to be prefaced by a back story.
I don’t swear very often. And I definitely swear very seldom in front of the kids. If I do swear, it’s pretty much for two reasons. One, because I think it is a very funny effect to surprise someone with a swear word under the right circumstances. Not every one’s cup of tea, and crude yes, but it makes me laugh every time.
The second situation is usually when something has surprised me and I am a combination of scared/mad/hurt. Like when someone cuts me off in traffic and for a split second I think I’m going to get hit. That’s when bad words come out, occassionaly.
But, even at that, I ALMOST always kept my mouth under control when the kids were young.
So, a couple years ago, Bud, Magoo, and I were playing Mario Kart. I wasn’t very good and we were on a course called Maple Treeway and I was all amped up and nervous. In a split second I plunged off one of those idiotic trees.
I didn’t exactly keep my cool.
BURSTING out of my mouth came the word “SH*&”. LOUD. Very LOUD.
Like, so loud that SweetGuy heard it on a different floor of the house.
So, yeah, I was a bit embarrassed.
And, as our family LOVES to do, they have never let me hear the end of it. But, I feel a bit vindicated. Or, at least validated, because of this comic from xkcd:

Truer words have never been spoken.














watch the digital clock turn to 12:34. 1,2,3,4… get it? Yeah, I know, lame. And nothing was better than watching TheOldest’s amazing alarm clock that had the flippy numbers that would rotate? Do you remember those? If you are younger than 40, then I’d guess not. You missed out on something special, let me tell you. I could watch that thing for hours. And when you were able to rotate them manually really fast to change the time… what a rush that was! The good old days.