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Confession Time

Friday, April 30th, 2010

Recently, Magoo clued me in on the website xkcd.com.  It shows comics drawn by a guy who appears to be quite the Math & Science intellectual.  Most of the comics are only funny if you have some in-depth knowledge of what the author is talking about.

For instance, here’s the one she sent me?

The comics are the kind you either “get” or not.  If explanation is needed, they’re not funny.  And I’m not trying to act all highbrow here, there are plenty of them I don’t get.  What’s a Fibonacci number anyhow?  He uses that term and a lot of other subjects that go WAY over this head of mine.

But, oh my, some of them amuse me to my core.  And, also makes me believe he and I must have had a Vulcan mind meld once upon a time.

Look at this comic he drew of Magoo and me:

Hehehe.

And, this one below, now this is intellectual GENIUS here my dear:

 

 

But, the one that slayed me more than any other BY FAR, and convinced me the comic author is somehow spying on my life, has to be prefaced by a back story.

I don’t swear very often.  And I definitely swear very seldom in front of the kids.  If I do swear, it’s pretty much for two reasons.  One, because I think it is a very funny effect to surprise someone with a swear word under the right circumstances.  Not every one’s cup of tea, and crude yes, but it makes me laugh every time.

The second situation is usually when something has surprised me and I am a combination of scared/mad/hurt.  Like when someone cuts me off in traffic and for a split second I think I’m going to get hit.  That’s when bad words come out, occassionaly.

But, even at that, I ALMOST always kept my mouth under control when the kids were young.

So, a couple years ago, Bud, Magoo, and I were playing Mario Kart.  I wasn’t very good and we were on a course called Maple Treeway and I was all amped up and nervous.  In a split second I plunged off one of those idiotic trees. 

I didn’t exactly keep my cool. 

BURSTING out of my mouth came the word “SH*&”.  LOUD.  Very LOUD.

Like, so loud that SweetGuy heard it on a different floor of the house.

So, yeah, I was a bit embarrassed.

And, as our family LOVES to do, they have never let me hear the end of it.  But, I feel a bit vindicated.  Or, at least validated, because of this comic from xkcd:

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Truer words have never been spoken.

Laptops, Laptops, everywhere

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

So, perhaps Magoo is correct.  Maybe, just maybe, we have too many gadgets in this family.  Here’s what my kitchen island looked like last Sunday:

Magoo was trying to find this one certain picture from that one time with that one guy in that one place two, or three, or was it four years ago.

And, I’m not so organized.

And, Bud currently has our official family laptop because his was hosed with viruses so we swapped laptops and I took his so I could clean it up.  The family laptop is where I house the majority of our digital pictures since we started using digital circa 2003.

So, I figure this should be an easy task.  Pull out LT #1, my work laptop, which I used to temporarily backup pictures.  No luck. 

“Magoo, go get that laptop under the bed… the one Nanni’s been using.”  LT #2 is the one we thought was dying a year ago so we replaced it.  Turns out it was only dying a slow death and is still alive.  But, the picture Magoo is seeking isn’t on there either.

“Magoo, get that laptop sitting on the floor by our dresser.” 

“Mother… why are you making me do all the work”

“Because YOU are the one that wants the picture.”

“Harumph.  Life is SOOOO unfair.”

Oh, yeah, after hooking LT #3 up, SweetGuys’ old laptop, I realize that we also thought it was dying and it has a broken power button, so we let DustMeister mess with it and install Windows 7 on it.  Everything’s been wiped.  It does us no good.

LT # 4 is Bud’s restored laptop.  It’s all clean and happy now, but is going to do us no good, other than sitting there getting in the way of all the other laptops.

“Wait, I have one final place I can try!!  Magoo, go get that portable hard drive hooked up to the broken Mac upstairs!”

Double harumph from Magoo.  I am not even caring about finding her picture anymore.  I’m just delighting in the fact that I am ordering her around continuously.  She’s so much fun to mess with, and I wonder how long I can get away with enslaving her.

I hook up LT#5, my work Mac laptop, to the Mac external hard drive and… and… nope.  The elusive image is nowhere to be found.

So, all that’s left in the wake of this hunt is a kitchen splattered with useless computers. 

And, as I look around and realize that this scene does not even include our actual main laptop, or SweetGuy’s laptop, or Magoo’s laptop, I suddenly kind of get why Magoo is constantly disgusted with the number of gadgets we have.

Perhaps it’s time to clean out the gadget closet.

Nahhh.

And, geek that I am, I did manage to bring the old Mac desktop back to life and find the picture she was looking for.

Who’s the techie queen?!!  Your mama!!!  (Aren’t you proud, Magoo?)

Definitely not related.

Friday, July 10th, 2009

Check out this picture.  I’ll explain in a bit.  Is it not clear that these folks are related?

So here is the setting:

Place:  Peoria Airport (which claims to be International, yet only flies to Detroit and Chicago?)

When:  Magoo’s birthday!!!  And coincidentally the day Magoo and DustMeister returned home from their grand adventure to Singapore and Thailand.

Wh0:  Me, SweetGuy, Nanni, AUBS!, Emmy, EL, Bud, and Grace meeting the long lost DustMeister and birthday girl Magoo at the airport to welcome them home.

I adore this shot.  There’s Nanni with three of her grandkids who MOST DEFINITELY got some of their playful side from her. 

Speaking of Nanni, did anyone notice that she figured out how to comment on one of my posts?  Not at all surprising that it was a post featuring FavoriteChild

I’m so impressed with how she’s getting around on the computer after years of tight-lipped cussing about hating the #^*#@ thing.  She told me something the other day that was wiser than she realizes.  Referring to her computer use she said “I don’t really get it” and “I just press a lot of buttons” and then she said the magic words — “But, I usually find if I just read the screen it tells me what to do.”

Bingo!  As an IT Professional I can attest to the fact that with that single statement, she is now more ahead of the game than about 50% of the users I support.  You go girl.

Here a geek, there a geek, everywhere a geek geek

Friday, January 30th, 2009

I’m a geek.  I have a geeky degree and a geeky job.  SweetGuy is a geek.  He has a Masters in Geeky degree, and is Director of Geek at his place of employment.  Bud is a geek.  He is currently pursuing his degree in geekness.

Now, DustMeister is living with us.  He delights in geekdom.  He salivates over computers.  I’ve never seen a guy so happy as when his laptop, and eventually PC, arrived via UPS.  He has set his PC up in our lookout tower, which he has now dubbed the Tower of Power.

And then there’s Magoo. 

The site of this existing on our kitchen table makes her gag:

A LAN Party!!!  Meaning, a bunch of geeks hook their computers together and play video games.  SO MUCH FUN! 

Next time Magoo does something to make one of us mad, I think we all should sit around making binary jokes*, playing Risk, and discuss the benefits of IP version 6 over IP version 4.  All, while never looking up from our computer screens. 

He he.

I think she secretly loves geek.  Da Kaff has some geekness in him too as evidenced by the fact a computer screen instantly catches him in its tractor beam. 

Oh, and the LAN party was her idea!

Give into the force, Magoo.  Geeks rule the world.

*There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Energy Use – yet another thing I did not know

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Did you know that if you set your background on your monitor to black, it will use less energy?  It’s true!  Check it out here if you like.

Don’t walk away from this post just yet.  In case you are wondering what I’m talking about, let me demonstrate.  A monitor background that looks like this:

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Will take up much less energy than, say, a monitor that looks like this:

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It stands to reason now that I think about it.

Designer Shoes

Monday, September 15th, 2008

I read a few other blogs where bloggers talk about style, or fashion, or design or some such thing that I have no business reading, much less writing about.  Style is decidedly not my thing.

But, mix style with techie, and I’m all over it.  So get this, Keds allows you to design your own shoes online.  I tried it out and it is pretty amazing.  And, let me tell you, that beyond the fact that a style-dummie like me  actually has been given a venue to design my own shoes, I believe I actually designed some pretty special footwear.  And, I’d like to debut it here:

 

It’s sleek…

 

trendy…

 

sophisticated…

 

versatile…

 

and so…

 

so…

 

incredibly…

 

beautiful:

 

DustMeister Creations

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

I was kind of musing about the difference between Grace staying with us and DustMeister.  Grace is just a tiny bit more low key than DustMeister.  And, as an added bonus, after she left, we still had milk and chocolate syrup in our house. 

But, DustMeister, we would gladly supply you with infinite amounts of chocolate milk if you’d come back!!   Seriously though, even though you are missed, I think you made a really intelligent move finishing up at Singapore American School.  It’s an impressive place to graduate from to be sure.

Speaking of impressive, DustMeister supplied me with these absolute gems and I totally have to pass them along.  They are priceless and hilarious!  Thanks Dust!!  (By the way, if you are interested, he made them here:  http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php)

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Friday, August 8th, 2008

I find today’s date very cool.  I’ve always had an odd fascination with date and time.  I used to love to watch the digital clock turn to 12:34.  1,2,3,4… get it?  Yeah, I know, lame.  And nothing was better than watching TheOldest’s amazing alarm clock that had the flippy numbers that would rotate?  Do you remember those?  If you are younger than 40, then I’d guess not.  You missed out on something special, let me tell you.  I could watch that thing for hours.  And when you were able to rotate them manually really fast to change the time… what a rush that was!  The good old days.  ;-)

Dustmeister, does this count as a techie blog?  It’s about a “digital” clock after all!

 

Who knew?

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

Not me apparently.   My lovely 16-but-really-an-old-soul year old niece, Emily, taught me a lesson the other day.  She said I should unplug my curling iron, even when it wasn’t in use because it sucks electricity.  I was all like Nuh-uh, No Way, You’re Toopid!  One of our neighbors when we were kids had a lisp, which was no big deal, but he was also a brat and CONSTANTLY called other kids stupid — unfortunately it came across as TOOPID.  We did the mature thing and did not mock him to his face, but called each other Toopid forever, long after we moved out of that neighborhood.

So, back to the point.  I was pretty sure Emily was wrong.  I’m guessing 98% of the rest of the world already knew Emily’s energy tidbit, but somehow it had escaped me for my entire life.  Emily very kindly Googled it and in about 3.5 seconds proved to me she was right.  Variations of this new-to-me energy fact suddenly keep appearing in my life.  I had a teleconference at work the other day that discussed energy savings.  There were some rather mind-boggling statistics about how much energy a computer/printer/monitor can suck even when TURNED OFF.  Also, guess what, those Energy Savings modes are kind of a sham. 

Check out this article at LifeHacker.  Video game consoles slurp electricity like there’s no tomorrow, even when turned off!  Here is an amazing stat:  “Our tests found that leaving a PlayStation 3 on while not in use would cost almost… five times more than it would take to run a refrigerator for the same yearly period…”

The solution is to unplug, but that’s often a real pain.  An easier solution is to buy a cheap power strip, plug your appliance into that, then turn the strip off when the appliance is not in use.  I am seriously going to invest in some power strips and do just that.  Better for Mama Earth and better for our pocketbook.

Thanks Emmy!  SweetGuy, take note of what I’m about to say to Emily as I’m told it doesn’t happen very often (I’m positive you are wrong about that), YOU WERE RIGHT!!

Life is a Video Game

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

A geek proposes by reprogramming a video game to pop the question once his girlfriend hit a certain score:  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24126242/.   You gotta give the guy credit.  He was thoughtful and creative.   And there are a lot of girls out there these days that like their video games just as much as guys.  I just hope he still got down on one knee with a real ring after the video game finished its turn.

I absolutely adore geeks.  I am married to one.  My first born son is one.  Come to think of it, I suppose I am one too.  Last summer Magoo was surrounded by geeks, including Dustin, who might just be the king of young geeks.  Magoo was sitting at the laptop on our kitchen island (did I mention we’re geeks) and had just received a proposition via MySpace.  It took her aback and she went running and shrieking to a corner.   You think I’m exaggerating for effect, don’t you?  Ah, no.  Her reactions are priceless. 

She had a decision to make, and make quickly, regarding the proposition  – which of course had to do with a guy.  But, hey, it was nothing tawdry so stop thinking like that.  She blubbered in the corner for a while while Dustin and Bud decided to harass help her with some advice.  Dustin likened EVERY decision a human could make to playing a video game, and then pulled out of his wallet a tattered printed matrix decision tree he uses for all decisions.  Magoo kept yelling at Dustin “This is NOT helping me.”  But Dustin continued to use his matrix and plug Magoo’s decision data into its input boxes. 

She ignored Dustin and Bud’s assistance long enough to say no to the proposition.  The geeks didn’t understand exactly what this entailed until she explained that she was just pressing Pause on the game and not Start Over.