One of the things I love about Bud is that he’s a fan of simple pleasures. He doesn’t yearn for much, simply because he’s happy with what he has. The guy will have his own apartment pretty soon. I’m already planning on taking on an alter ego super hero form – the decorating fairy – sneaking in while he’s sleeping and hanging a picture one night, laying a rug the next, replacing his single plastic plate and bowl with a set of cheap dishes that will at least match. He’ll never figure it out.
Have I mentioned that outside of his tuition and room & board, he spends about $12/month?
But, one thing he CANNOT live without is having something to keep his hands busy. Thankfully, this is a very cheap hobby.
Whenever we Skype, it’s evident his hands are always moving. On one of our recent calls, I asked him to show me what he had around him. And, being the consistently evil person I am, I snapped pictures without his knowledge.

A blue rubber worm, paperclip necklace, deck of cards, class ring, and toy truck. What more does a guy need?
Tte decorating fairy is already devising a plan for sneaking the rubber worm and the paperclip necklace into the garbage can.
I shall replace them with a decorative air freshener and a potted plant.
I shall be a ninja stealth decorating fairy. Bud will never know.



A NIIIINNNJJJJAAA Stealth fairy?? I love it. Good thing you are going to sneak it past him without giving him any warning at all.
Note the wear on the playing cards. Bud.. how many have split from the wear of constant shuffling?
Random Responses in Random Order:
You gave me that blue worm, why would want to throw it away. It’s so much fun.
I really want to see you be ninja. I think that needs to be in the next Langdon-Miller movie: Mom being NIIINNJJAAA (said in ninja accent)
This deck hasn’t split any cards yet. It’s much more durable than the last deck I went through. It had a card literally split into 2 cards, front and back. This deck just has a bunch of cards that are running out of paint. Practically mint condition.
Actually I already have an air freshener. I think it may be out of the box too.
FYI, I was shuffling cards while reading this.
dude! Optimus Prime mini truck ftw!
I think I remember seeing one of those in your room in Singapore DustMeister…
Bud, I can’t believe you have an air freshener! How odor-aware of you!
And, DustMeister, I can’t believe you knew that was an Optimus Prime mini truck. Amazing.